ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

ask a stupid question get a stupid answer is where you “ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer” :P nothing more
i guess I’ll start:

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

No, they throw corn because then you cna still eat it.

If men are from mars, and women are from venus, what comes from Mercury? (Comeon, i hope i get the answer I want =D)

Alabamans. (sorry to anyone who actually lives there)

Where can I find the soda?

In a soda can ?(im not sure if u say can…thats y i added a “?”)

y do ppl ask stupids questions? (lol)

Because stupid people ask stuipd questions to get on with their stupidity ^_^

Where do seeds come from?

seeds come from trees wich come from cats wich come froms dogs(THIS IS COMEON SENCE PEOPLE)
whhere is the meaning of cheese?

The meaning of cheese is hidden inside each and every one of our pockets.

If children like to have fun, what do the adults like to do?

they like to eat cheese while go cart racing and gettin home before there childeren find out

Is space endless,if so,why?

if an alien has laser guns , does that mean a chihuawa has laser guns to

Can’t read you’re grammar mate…

Anyway onto my question. Why do idiots try to sound smart?

so you think there smart.

why do we love?

To love to hate.

Why do we hate.

we hate becouse there is nothing to love all the cats and dogs are goverment spys so we cant love them our parents are aliens so there gos one thing we cant love and that my friends is were babaies come from

why did they create pokemon

cause mechirosu was takin

why dont pigs fly?

so they dont get turned into porkchops

why are japinese people so anoing

THERE NOT! but you think they are(they created pokemon)

are aliens forieng what language do they speak

i belive the french are aliens and french is their alien languege

what is the meaning of life

Bucket

What’s the meaning of death?

the meaning to death is to live

why dose vaan hate the freanch?

cause they didnt invent french fries

do people have gills?