When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, “That’s mine!”
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Randomly ask, “Did you feel that?” When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.
When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
Swat at flies, which don’t exist.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, “Got enough air in there?”
Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
Stare at another pass senger for a while and then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other pas sengers.
Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, “I have new socks on.”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, “This is MY personal space!”
If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to have ate candy!
if it’s an elevator that has music, tell people that get on that you hate elevator music, and occasionally groan “make it stop, make it stop!”
when someone gets into the elevator and presses a button, stare at them in horror and stutter “you didn’t just press that button, did you?” if they nod or say yes, scream at the top of your lungs “WE’RE DOOOMED!”
grin evilly and sing random nonsense under your breath
name the walls and when someone comes in, introduce them
hang upside down on the railing
sing “clementine” at the top of your lungs
climb onto the top of it and come in when someone appears, saying “mornin” like nothings different.
huddle in the corner and laugh histerically
mutter to yourself in front of others “hehehe… its comin!.. its coming!!!”
get a friend and stare at the back of the elevator, just watch, most people will face the same way, thinking you know something they dont.
stand there staring blankly and when someone comes in get really huge eyes and stay in that position, but when the elevator moves, suddenly scream and huddle in the corner, staring at them.
handcuff yourself to the railing and lunge yourself at people when they try to come in
get a far off, insane look in your eye and when people come in start groweling
fall on the floor and drool
when the security comes to take you, say you forgot your medication >>.>>
bring in a suit case labled Human body parts… then open it with an evil grin and ask “hello again do you have enough air in there my son?” in a really akward voice
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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Hand out leaflets that explain - "What to do when the lift cable breaks. "These ten tips that will keep your body
in one piece " “(Although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner,
and we won’t have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls)”
Hope you will live to do it again!"
Don"t know if it"s been said yet, but when you"re alone in the elevator, press every floor and then proceed to lie on the ground as if you were dead. Even put some ketchup or something on your shirt… As the door opens on every floor, someone"s bound to see you. XD