What do you do at a elevator?

STUFF TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR

  1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

  2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

  3. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

  4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, “That’s mine!”

  5. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

  6. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

  7. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

  8. Randomly ask, “Did you feel that?” When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

  9. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”

  10. Swat at flies, which don’t exist.

  11. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

  12. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, “Got enough air in there?”

  13. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

  14. Stare at another pass senger for a while and then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

  15. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other pas sengers.

  16. Stare manically and grin at another pas senger for an extended amount of time before announcing, “I have new socks on.”

  17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pas sengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, “This is MY personal space!”

  18. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to have ate candy!

lol i love doing weid hings lke that in elevators xDDDDDDDDDDDD

i once accidently brought mah hamster (iz dead nao) to the mall and then it got out and everyone ran xDDDDD

I got bored so I made a list.’

1.Talk to thin air to think you see a ghost.

2.Play your ds

3.Farts/burps and don’t say excuse me

4.Pretend to put make on make up

5.Look at invisble watch.

6.Stare into space and have a fantasy

7.Throw a fake pokeball and yell:Go Charizard!Flame Thrower!

8.Tell the younger ones a scary stories(I ebil >:))

9.Say you saw Godzilla outside buying Ice Cream.

10.Open your phone and pretend to know a celebrity.

11.Say you are a celebrity

12.Tackles one of the passgeners.

13.Say you just go out of an insane house.

14.Throw a invisble freesbie,

15.Pretend to be hitting a baseball with a baseball bat.

(I can’t think of anything else)

i got some:

  1. if it’s an elevator that has music, tell people that get on that you hate elevator music, and occasionally groan “make it stop, make it stop!”

  2. when someone gets into the elevator and presses a button, stare at them in horror and stutter “you didn’t just press that button, did you?” if they nod or say yes, scream at the top of your lungs “WE’RE DOOOMED!”

i got some :D

  1. grin evilly and sing random nonsense under your breath

  2. name the walls and when someone comes in, introduce them

  3. hang upside down on the railing

  4. sing “clementine” at the top of your lungs

  5. climb onto the top of it and come in when someone appears, saying “mornin” like nothings different.

  6. huddle in the corner and laugh histerically

  7. mutter to yourself in front of others “hehehe… its comin!.. its coming!!!”

  8. get a friend and stare at the back of the elevator, just watch, most people will face the same way, thinking you know something they dont.

  9. stand there staring blankly and when someone comes in get really huge eyes and stay in that position, but when the elevator moves, suddenly scream and huddle in the corner, staring at them.

  10. handcuff yourself to the railing and lunge yourself at people when they try to come in

  11. get a far off, insane look in your eye and when people come in start groweling

  12. fall on the floor and drool

  13. when the security comes to take you, say you forgot your medication >>.>>

RANDOM!!!

I got some!

  1. As soon as the elevator moves, comment on its lack of repair.

  2. Put 3 alarm clocks in a bag set to go off at random intervals.

  3. Dress up like Samus Aran and say that the elevator wont work because the activation hologram isn’t online. xD

  4. Start humming the Mission Impossible theme while weaving suspiciosly through other people.

  5. Wear a badge and periodically touch it while saying, “Scotty, beam me up.”

  6. Get 3 friends and sing the Oompaa Loompaa songs. xD

  7. Break out into the Numa Numa dance.

  8. When only one other person is on, sing “Everytime We Touch”

  9. Do a Wookie impersonation.

  10. Sit in a corner and play with action figures, announcing EVERYTHING louder than needed.

  11. Play air guitar with sound effects.

and lastly, 12. Start singing “Never Gonna Give You Up”. XDD

#14 Edit: Whistle theme songs from random games.

I got a completely radnom one

-Press the staples easy button

More random stuffs to do… (and no one noticed I skipped 13 xD)

  1. Wear a kilt and say you like to feel the breeze. (get THAT image out of your head >:D)

  2. Get a friend and recite the Team Rocket motto.

  3. Dress like Ike, punch someone and say, “I fight for my friends.”

bring in a suit case labled Human body parts… then open it with an evil grin and ask “hello again do you have enough air in there my son?” in a really akward voice

Haha - I have a few.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

orrrr

Hand out leaflets that explain -
"What to do when the lift cable breaks. "These ten tips that will keep your body
in one piece "

“(Although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner,
and we won’t have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls)”

Hope you will live to do it again!"

  1. sing abc and get louder for some letters. example: a b C!!! d e f G!!!.

  2. look outside the elevator window and say “I heard there was a new twinkie flavor”. (notice the first 1 to look and turn to you means there hungry).

  3. when someone presses a button on the elevator, scream.

  4. use your cell phone and let someone call you when your on the elevator, and start running around and scream “THEY FOUND ME”.

  5. for anoyance just yell at your friend next to you.

  6. carry a petco box and say “the rat got out” and see if anyone reacts.

  7. say theres a sale on shoes and use that as a excuse to push the person closest to the elevator buttons.

  1. Freak people out by saying crazy thingz.

  2. Put a whoopy cusion under your feet and make a bad smell, so ppl will think u farted and go away XD

18.Have a imaginary pokemon battle with some1.(Charzard vs. Rattata XD)

  1. Act gothic. Be cold.

20.Act like some1s boss and be EBIL to them.

Don"t know if it"s been said yet, but when you"re alone in the elevator, press every floor and then proceed to lie on the ground as if you were dead. Even put some ketchup or something on your shirt… As the door opens on every floor, someone"s bound to see you. XD

Isn’t this in the wrong forum?

hmmmm i got a few bring ur ds and hook it up to an amp and start playing guitat hero then before each song ask everybody if there ready to rock.

bring a shovel and tell people ur digging for treasure then start hitting the floor wit theshovel.

put on all green cloths and a big green hat grab some lucky charms and run into the elevator screamin THERE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS.

grab a fake pokeball and throw at people on the elevator saying gotta catch them all.

grab a poster a bed and a tv and put them on the elevator and when people come in u can say,get out of mah room.

1 more, put on a realy big fat suit and walk in the elevator pushing all the people on it into the walls

  1. Bring A Shotgun That Looks Like A Real Gun And Pretend To Shoot Urself If They Press Floor 2…And Put Fake Blood All Over Yourself :twisted:
  2. Act Dead In A Corner With Blood.
  3. Sneeze On People…
  4. Cough On People
  5. Tell People That “They’re Watching You…”

OOC: What? They Are…Watching You… :?