Useless Superpowers!

~USELESS SUPERPOWERS~

So earlier today, myself and a few friends were talking over a lunch about what superpowers would be the most hilariously useless superpowers ever. Needless to say, we came up with some pretty outlandish superpowers. So now, I turn the discussion over to the creative minds of the PMUniverse community! :lol:

What are some of the most useless superpowers you can think of?
They don"t have to be actual superpowers that we see superheroes using, they can be any kind of superpower!
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So how this game works is:

Person 1 thinks up a useless superpower.

Person 2 must think of a way to use that superpower. (It can be as crazy a way to use it as you can think of!)

Person 2 thinks of a useless superpower for the next person to use.

Rinse and repeat!
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Example:

Person 1: The superpower you now have is…
The power to fly… but only only up, and you can’t stop!

Person 2: I would use that power to go and see if the moon is really made of cheese!

           The superpower you now have is...
           The power to make everything taste like paper!

Etc…
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Okay, so I guess I’ll start~

The superpower you now have is…
The power to turn into a taco… Only once!

To draw hungry people! :D
To turn into a slimy tongue

I’d use that power to… Lick people to death!
The super power you have now is… Turning into a golf ball

Now I can finally learn what it feels like to be a golf ball!

Superpower is…
To be a ghost. And STAY a ghost. FOREVAH.

I’m scaring villains…one by one. They seem to ignore me.

Your superpower is…the ability to spawn endless random pears.

I would use i to draw people away from popular places~

Your superpower is…to turn light into dark magicarp

I would use this superpower to have an endless supply of MAGIKARP!

Your superpower is…the ability to turn anything into an epic face!

I will use that power to make EVERYTHING EPIC!!!

The superpower you now have is… the ability to see exactly .002cm through walls!

I would go to Japan to use that ability. Paper walls ftw.

The super power you now have is . . . Only being able to say “OBJECTION!”

I will use that power to annoy ANYONE I WANT!

Your superpower is…the ability to make everything 72.66% more lulzy!

I’d make Luli more Lulzi. 8D

You are now granted the power to . . . DO NOTHING. YEAHHH!

I would use that power to do…

NOTHING!

The power you now have is… the ability to read minds, but they think in languages you can’t understand.

I would use that power to confuse myself.

You now have a super power that lets you do stuff. Yeah - STUFF.

I will use that power to do the stuffiest stuff ever!

You now have the power to eat anything… as long as it’s a random pear!

I’d use that to eat Cynder’s secret stash of random pears!

Your superpower is…the ability to speak in any language!..But with terrible grammar.

You use that power to…

Get shot at by nazis!

You are granted X ray vision, But you turn blind if you use it!

I would use it to turn blind! 8D

You are granted the power to feel the vibrations in the earth… and if you use it, you die…

I would use that power to provide valuable information to seismologists and predict the next big earthquake.
That way, right before I die… I can say to someone, “what’s shaking?” :3

You are granted the power to always flip tails on a coin flip.

I can use that power to bet $1,000,000 on tails, and win EVERY time. :3
You now have the power to melt into lava

I would use that power to live in a volcano.

FOREVER. EVER. EVER.

You are granted the power to grant a power upon another person.