I Bring Gifts

Hello there, people of different societies. It has been decades. Infinite amounts of them. I remember when you were just a little boy/girl and used to sit by my side and watch the telly with me.

Oh. Wait. That wasn’t you. Sorry about that. My bad.

Most of you may not know me. Most may not know that I like long walks on the beach. I have an affinity for Lotads and love the word nerb.

I mean. Nerb isn’t a word, but it sounds hilarious when you say it out loud. Go on. Do it! Nerb. Nerb. Nerb. From now on I will end every sentence with nerb -Nerb. Okay not really.

I suppose if I’m possibly going to be in this area for an undetermined amount of time, it’s best if you get to know me. The me for who I really am.

Conveniently abbreviated in a spoiler.

[spoilerMy Life Story: The Lost Files: Dyle Edition: Rated M for Moose: Hello:2qabt1ck]I was born on April First. Whether or not you believe that is up to you, not me. I"m not you so I can"t decide what you think. But hey. I know that feel. Sometimes I doubt it myself. I mean, that is actually pretty funny. “Congratulations, your child is born!” Says the doctor. The mom would laugh, but her laughter would turn into crying after the doctor gave her the punch line. “April Fools!” Can you imagine? Anyway, the year is up to you. It doesn"t matter. The Jewish Calender is 1000 years ahead of everyone else. So I could probably be 1000 years older than I am.

But enough about my birth and questionable age. Let"s keep this train moving. My birth-name is… Off limits! No one shall know! No! Don"t even look at my account name! It was lies spread by the wolves. Curse you wolves, CURSE YOU-- Woah. Let me get a hold of myself for a second. Hold on… … … Okay. Thank you. I needed that.

There are many things I love to do. I love to take long strolls on the beach, as I have already mentioned. I love climbing ridiculously high roofs and jumping off, swan dive formation, into a pool of hydrogen and two oxygen molecules. Yeah. That means water people. Oh, right. I also like to train monkeys to attack on command. It"s a simple pass time. Keeps the money comin" in. Fo" sho".

Word.

Anyway, what else is there to say. You know what? I better not delay. Time is too limited. We have to be quick witted and — What in god"s name am I doing?

Oh right. Rambling. I forgot.

Okay well. That"s all I"m going to say for now.

Hello, PMU.

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And that is your cue to say hello back. Preferably in a ridiculous fashion.

Oh. And your gift.

Salutations from Agu!

c: Riiicccuuuu. You gotta make more comics.

I see I now have a competitor for the overall strangest person on the PMU, sir I request you draw your laser sword, normal sword, phasor blaster, explosive banana or whatever weapon you have on you because “this site aint big enough for the two of us!”

Greatings from Lorne, the strange one…

No. No more comics. Unless I can find the patience. And assistance.

As for the strangest one here.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. <He pulls out a pencil, draws a sword on paper, and proceeds to throw the paper at his opponent> I hope you have a papercut.

My psychic abilities foresee many more horses around here.

hi ricu~

c:

horses

Welcome 'n haz fun? O:

Hi, have fun!

That may have been the most enjoyable introduction o read in a long time, hahaha! Well welcome to PMU, I think, Lol. It seems that many people already know you… Do I already know you? I probably just need to be reminded of your full Chatango name or something! AHH SO MANY NAMES TO REMEMBER!

Also, what a coincidence! I also enjoy long walks on the beach, which would know if you happened to take look at my interests. Anyyyyhow, if you have any questions feel free to ask, and I hope to see you frequenting the forums and game!

IT AINT BIG FOR THE BOTH OF YA. Now get outta my imaganary town full of stuff! Get YOU and yer HORSES back to CHINATOWN where you came from. Cuz. if you stay here ANOTHA minute-- Wait, I hafta use mah inhala -uses- Ok, Im back! Where were ai? Oh yush, YOU BE SCARED YOUR NATURAL… born lives! shoots pieces of cutie fruties everywhar


Welcome back Dyle. Now, gimme 1000000! Now! Cuz you will go home crying to your mommy! Wait Immma be crying to MY mommy D:< Your good son, But Ill getcha Ill GETCHA!

SO MANY WEIRD PEOPLE.

And hai. draws soccer ball OK NOW LET’S SAKKA D8< /shotdead

WB as well, btw. Here, have a soccer ball the face. prepares to kick soccer ball

P.S. lettuce be weird with our weirdness. FIRE THE COCONUT CANNONS

Hi, and welcome to PMU~ Waves
If you have not met me on PMU, (Which you probably have. I go on PMU almost every day~) I’m SquirtytehSquirtle, or, my new alt, Bandana Waddle Dee.
I’m sorry, am I being a bit too serious? Alright then.
Takes out her Watermelon Bazooka SQUIRTY, RIGHT BACK AT 'CHA! Fires watermelons everywhere
Oh, and thanks for the derp!~

May I remind everyone that Ricu’s been here since like, forever?

(And it’s been like, forever since I’ve read this awesome masterpiece.)

http://pmuniverse.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=2494&p=26839&hilit=Ricu#p26839


Okies, then. Correction.
WELCOME BACK TO PMU. :D

May I remind everyone that Ricu’s been here since like, forever?

(And it’s been like, forever since I’ve read this awesome masterpiece.)

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http://pmuniverse.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=2494&p=26839&hilit=Ricu#p26839

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AGU GETS TEN POINTS FOR POSTING THE MASTERPIECE OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD COMIC MIND.

-reads intro and doesn’t quote because it’s too far back-

Da Flub did I just read…

Well welcome back Ricu /late
I hope you use your uncreativity to forge a masterpuzzlepiece

Okies (c) me

You are now mah Fangurl. :3