Hello there, people of different societies. It has been decades. Infinite amounts of them. I remember when you were just a little boy/girl and used to sit by my side and watch the telly with me.
Oh. Wait. That wasn’t you. Sorry about that. My bad.
Most of you may not know me. Most may not know that I like long walks on the beach. I have an affinity for Lotads and love the word nerb.
I mean. Nerb isn’t a word, but it sounds hilarious when you say it out loud. Go on. Do it! Nerb. Nerb. Nerb. From now on I will end every sentence with nerb -Nerb. Okay not really.
I suppose if I’m possibly going to be in this area for an undetermined amount of time, it’s best if you get to know me. The me for who I really am.
Conveniently abbreviated in a spoiler.
[spoilerMy Life Story: The Lost Files: Dyle Edition: Rated M for Moose: Hello:2qabt1ck]I was born on April First. Whether or not you believe that is up to you, not me. I"m not you so I can"t decide what you think. But hey. I know that feel. Sometimes I doubt it myself. I mean, that is actually pretty funny. “Congratulations, your child is born!” Says the doctor. The mom would laugh, but her laughter would turn into crying after the doctor gave her the punch line. “April Fools!” Can you imagine? Anyway, the year is up to you. It doesn"t matter. The Jewish Calender is 1000 years ahead of everyone else. So I could probably be 1000 years older than I am.
But enough about my birth and questionable age. Let"s keep this train moving. My birth-name is… Off limits! No one shall know! No! Don"t even look at my account name! It was lies spread by the wolves. Curse you wolves, CURSE YOU-- Woah. Let me get a hold of myself for a second. Hold on… … … Okay. Thank you. I needed that.
There are many things I love to do. I love to take long strolls on the beach, as I have already mentioned. I love climbing ridiculously high roofs and jumping off, swan dive formation, into a pool of hydrogen and two oxygen molecules. Yeah. That means water people. Oh, right. I also like to train monkeys to attack on command. It"s a simple pass time. Keeps the money comin" in. Fo" sho".
Word.
Anyway, what else is there to say. You know what? I better not delay. Time is too limited. We have to be quick witted and — What in god"s name am I doing?
Oh right. Rambling. I forgot.
Okay well. That"s all I"m going to say for now.
Hello, PMU.
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And that is your cue to say hello back. Preferably in a ridiculous fashion.
Oh. And your gift.