Never ending cheat

Hey hey! Time for a new game! I got this idea from another forum, but you guys will make it more fun I’m sure
You’ve all probably heard of so-called cheats for Pokémon D/P, which aren’t actually cheats, but just some someone making stuff up, like release all your pokémon besides a Lv2 Bidoof, talk to May, then save and restart and you’ll get the Azure Flute… or something like that! Well this game is the same! To make this neverending cheat, simply write what to do next!

I’ll start :

To become a Pokemon master:
Fly to Solaceon town and run around the day care guy 2 times

Next Talk to every gym leader in reverse alphabetical order…

Then delete all your Pokemon except for a lvl 1 rattata named Joey

Then talk to Youngster Joey and beat the living daylights outta him…

Then take the rattata and beat the elite four

Then become the champion and release the Rattata and catch a level 1 Starly. Free wins for everyone! :D

Then, defeat Falkner’s flying type gym with lvl 1 Starly

Use Fly with a Magikarp.
IS THAT IZAYA I SEE IN YOUR SIGNATURE? - Fangirls. -

And talk to your mom 18869 times

Use Fly with a Magikarp.
IS THAT IZAYA I SEE IN YOUR SIGNATURE? - Fangirls. -[/quote]

Yes that’s Izaya <: and amg, yay fellow fangirl! /shot’d

Then, go outside and ran around in the tall grass for 15 minutes.

Talk to a random guy and release all the Pokemon you got back, save restart, and he will give you an icy flute

Release Giratina,go to the distortion world and get a master ball :3

Talk to the professor 99 times exactly and he will say…

“You have obtained the National Dex! NOW GO COMPLETE IT!” And you complete the National Dex in just 5 seconds by…

…punching the game hard within 5 seconds of talking to him and, he then tells you to…

…kill yourself, so you restart the game, and instead of Professor Oak showing up, it was…

And then, you should try to find a shiny pokemon. MUST be shiny. Okay? and then release it and find another “SHINIER” one. -TrollFace-

That shinier Pokemon was an Abra and it used Teleport -TROLOLOL-

Then you have to talk to everyone in the game 999 times and…

…the next Pokemon you encounter will be either a Level 40 Deoxys or Level 35 Jirachi, depending on the order you talked to everyone in. Encounter the Jirachi or Deoxys, then fly to the Pokemon league, catch exactly 14 Wailmer, no more, no less, then put up a max repel, wade in the water non-stop for exactly 1 minute 23 seconds, and then…