Random question random answer

Found this on another forum

how to play
ask any random question like… how many times can a cow go moo?
and then someone posts a random answer like… blue
then they ask a question

ready…set…go play

what is the square root of sock?

Obviously it is the reverse quotient of a flux-inhibited-bowtie!

How do I fix this question mark¿

Obviously by eating chicken.

How do I get a girl to like me?

Meep. (xD)

Can you do this? does a frontflip but falls flat in the face

I can’t because then I would get hurt because getting hurt by my own actions would cause a paradox which would destroy all humanity which would cause an-/explodes

How do I get to The Castle That Never Was? :dummy:

You dont

Why am I hungry

Because Trainer Red is epic. :>:D:

Why am I a Red fangurl? >:O

because u love green.

whats pi?

A type of cheese

Do you have the power to extinguish the darkness? Comes out of darkness Heh heh

Yes, I can. throws a flashlight into the darkness

How do I use Marluxia’s scythe? :dummy:

…-thinking hard face- DUH! u use it as a back scratcher!

what do i do with a wolfy burger i stole and now is in my tummy?

You digest it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the worm on the other side waiting for the bus.

Why did the toddler cross the playground?

(^ Hint: It has to do with a slide)

No reason.
Why does Kirby eat so much?

(You failed at the attempt of answering my riddle, It was “To get to the other slide.” not the infamous “No reason.”)

Because Kirby is a fat pink ball with amputated hands and dorky shoes.

Why doesn’t your bellybutton start talking to you in your dreams?

(Um did it ever occur to you that this is “Random Question, RANDOM ANSWER”? I got the riddle, I just decided to put a different answer because that is the point of the game.)

Because the person in your brain tells it not to. All must obey the almighty brain.

Who is Red the Mudkip?

[quote=“SplashtehOshawott”]

(Um did it ever occur to you that this is “Random Question, RANDOM ANSWER”? I got the riddle, I just decided to put a different answer because that is the point of the game.)

Because the person in your brain tells it not to. All must obey the almighty brain.

Who is Red the Mudkip?[/quote]

Red the mudkip is a mudkip that belongs to trainer red, also a mudkip that’s red in colour instead of blue. He plays PMU with us too. RP-friend. /shotdead

Who is Erlade-Gallade? /shot

Erlade-Gallade is an awesome Gallade who is into art, I think. He’s very creative and a good friend. :'D

When was I born?

April 96, 9001.

You become one with Russia, da?

(SO CLOSE LEELAH. SO CLOSE. REALLY. OMG YOU’RE SUCH A STALKER.)

Da. /russiaface

What’s a lightyear?